Australian Biker Dude Caught with Marijuana Attached to Testicles

Be careful where you get your pot. It could have been hanging behind some biker dude's balls. And we wish we were making this up...

According to court records, police state that when they arrested the man, ""They found four clip seal bags of amphetamines and cannabis resin secreted under his testicles."

The man's defense lawyer said that the police could not prove that the drugs were from his client.